I'm trying to find new ways to make this game more attractive.

I don't feel anything when I watch Shaquille O'Neal play. I don't feel anything coming off him.

I'm going to come out and tell it like it is.

The only time I'd played organized basketball was my sophomore year in high school, when I barely made the junior varsity team.

If the North wanted to hack anything in the world, anything in the world, really, they are going to go hack a movie? Really?!

Karl Malone's too high-class for a bum like me.

As long as I play ball, I can get any woman I want.