You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie.

The lies we tell other people are nothing to the lies we tell ourselves.

Every solution to every problem is simple. It's the distance between the two where the mystery lies.

That was a good day for me," Skulduggery said. "I didn't have to hit anyone. I didn't have to shoot anyone. I just sat around and talked to my good friend and partner, Valkyrie Cain.

Tides do what tides do – they turn.

I am a rational man, but haven't you heard? i'm also insane. It gives me a unique perspective on things.

While my insides may be rotten, I still like a good reason to kill someone. It has to be either business, personal, or out of sheer boredom.