We can do this the easy way,' Oblivious snarled. 'Or the hard way.' 'What's the easy way?' 'You leave immediately.' 'And what's the hard way?' 'We make you leave.' Skulduggery's head tilted. 'What was the easy way again?

Well, for future reference, this is my serious face.

Because I’m an English ninja,” Tanith replied. “We’re just like regular ninjas, except we wear leather and flirt more.

Doors are for people with no imagination.

Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.

You say one more thing that sounds like it's ripped from the pages of a really bad gothic romance and I'm out of here, are we clear?" - Valkyrie Cain

And then the Necromancers pulled out their sub-atomic machine guns.