Desmond, don't poke the baby!'... 'I'll get you next time-' Don't threaten the baby either!'.

You've done what?" "I know," he said. "You're impressed. You send me out for bread and I come back with a boy. Well, not literally. That would be weird. Even for me.

Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.

It's a very small object to be capable of doing many wonderful things, don't you think?" "It does much more that that," Valkyrie said, opening up a game and showing it to him. His eyes widened. "What wonder is this?" "It's called Angry Birds. Now do you believe me?

Love is finding someone better than you are, and holding on for dear life

Are you kidding? I jumped off a building -- of course I'm hurt.

She wants to be polite and not hurt your feelings, so she's not going to laugh right now. But inside, inside she's laughing.