You have an amazing ability to depress me sometimes, you know that?" "I try my best.

You’re seventeen. You’re supposed to be dealing with school and hormones and dim-witted parents. You’re supposed to be finding out who you are as a person.” “But I already know who I am,” Valkyrie said. “I’m a world-breaker.

He looked at her. “We’re meant to be together…” “And this is exactly what I mean.” “Our love is written in the stars.” “And there you go again.” “I love you.” “You bore me.

"Found something?"..."No, sorry. I thought I had, but, no, it turned out to be, uh… more floor."

Are you taking my hat hostage?

We punch people, Valkyrie. That’s who we are. Embrace your inner lunatic. Fun times guaranteed.

Life isn't fair,' Skulduggery said. 'In my experience, death isn't so different.