Kindness suits you." "Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

You say one more thing that sounds like it's ripped from the pages of a really bad gothic romance and I'm out of here, are we clear?" - Valkyrie Cain

I used to be so good at that kind of thing," Skulduggery said quietly. "Well, my morale is certainly boosted," Valkyrie informed him. "Really?" "god no. That was terrible

Is that it?” “No. That’s a wall.” “It could be disguised.” “You’re not very good at looking for things, are you?” “I’m good at looking for walls. Look, I found another one.

I could've died because you had to tie your shoelace?

Embrace your inner lunatic.

"Found something?"..."No, sorry. I thought I had, but, no, it turned out to be, uh… more floor."