Valkyrie dialed Skulduggery's number and he picked up. 'Hey,' she said, 'It's me.' Skulduggery paused. 'No it's not. If it were me, then I'd be talking to myself, and I don't do that any more. I certainly don't RING myself. That's one of the first signs of madness, and if it's not, it should be.' She sighed. 'Are you finished talking nonsense?' 'I haven't talked nonsense all morning. I miss it.
Derek LandyThere's a clock on the wall. Press your hand against the face and turn it very slightly to the. Left. There'll be a click to tell you it's done." "Sounds easy enough." "Yes it does," said Sanguine. "Kiss for good luck?" "Maybe later," said Gracious. "How about a handshake?" Asked Donegan.
Derek LandyThe rain battered the cottage. Valkyrie risked a look up at Skulduggery. โWhat is it?โ she whispered. โItโs a box,โ he whispered back. โWhat kind of box?โ โA wooden one.โ She gave him a look.
Derek LandyOnly a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.
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