They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit," Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.

It’s fairly standard. Also, I’m fourteen. Also, your beard’s stupid.” “Isn’t this fun?” Skulduggery said brightly. “The three of us getting along so well.

This girl (Stephanie) is but a few months away from her seventeenth birthday and already she has saved the world and killed a god. What have you done?

Oh, China. How I have missed you.' 'And I have missed you, Eliza. But don't worry, next time my aim will be better.

I'm sorry? No more smooches is worse than the world ending?

I am a rational man, but haven't you heard? i'm also insane. It gives me a unique perspective on things.

The lies we tell other people are nothing to the lies we tell ourselves.