I'm sorry? No more smooches is worse than the world ending?

This is your one chance. Tell me where the key is." "Okay." Serpine raised an eyebrow. "Really?" "No, only joking. Do your worst.

I'm fairly certain. I could be some ghastly hallucination, a figment of my own imagination

We're not retreating, we're advancing in reverse.' --Skulduggery Pleasant

He'd once known a man who said that life hinged on the moment, that everything changed in the blink of an eye. Tesseract knew the truth of that as well as anybody. It was in those moments that he struck, after all, snatching people's lives away. He'd always known that it was only a matter of time before one of those moment's worked against him.

I think zombies are kind of cute.” “Seriously?” “I may be thinking about bunnies. Which one has the fluffy little tail, zombies or bunnies?” “Bunnies.” “Then it’s bunnies I’m thinking of.

I'm sophisticated, charming, suave, and debonair, Professor. But I have never claimed to be civilized.