Doesn't sunlight kill them? Doesn't it turn them to dust, or make them burst into flames or something?" "Nope. Vampires tan, just like you and me. Well, just like you. I tend to bleach.
Derek LandyYou're late,' he said. 'I'm beautiful.' 'You're always beautiful.' 'I'm always late too.
Derek LandyAre you sulking?โ โMe? No. I donโt sulk.โ โYou sound like youโre sulking.โ โIโm just waiting for the violent urges to subside.
Derek LandyI'm sorry,' said the shopkeeper. 'I can't understand your ridiculous accent.' 'My accent?' 'It is quite silly.' 'So you can't understand me?' 'Not a word.' 'Then how did you understand that?' 'I didn't.' ''You didn't understand what I just said?' 'That's right.' 'You understood that, though.' 'Not at all.' The American glowered.
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