I try not to underestimate my opponents, no matter how ridiculous their beards.

But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.

You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie.

Absolutely. I would never have tripped. I'm far too graceful

It’s fairly standard. Also, I’m fourteen. Also, your beard’s stupid.” “Isn’t this fun?” Skulduggery said brightly. “The three of us getting along so well.

By the time they got to Denholm Street, day had been beaten back and the night was soaking through the city.

Stairs," Valkyrie said, disappointed. "Not just ordinary stairs," Skulduggery told her as he led the way down. "Magic stairs." "Really?" "Oh, yes." She followed him into the darkness. "How are they magic?" "They just are." "In what way?" "In a magicky way." She glared at the back of his head. "They aren't magic at all, are they?" "Not really.