A living skeleton isn't enough for you, is it? What does it take to impress young people these days?
Derek LandyI swear, talking to you is like talking to a really good-looking and mildly stupid brick wall.
Derek LandyIs he all scarred now? Magic gets rid of most physical scars, but I like to think I scarred him emotionally.
Derek LandyI should go in alone," Valkyrie said, speaking loudly to be heard. "If we both go in, it'll look to official." "So I'll just stay out here?" Skulduggery asked. "But what'll I do? There's no one to talk to. It's boring." "You're standing on the roof of a train," Valkyrie pointed out. "If you find this boring, you really need your head examined. Just wait here. I'll do what has to be done and I'll be find out. "Fine," he said, sounding grumpy. "Don't be long.
Derek Landy