Ladies and gentleman," he said over the speakers, "welcome aboard this recently liberated Gulfstream V. If I could have your attention for just a few moments, I'd like to go over the safety features of this aircraft. It has an engine, to make us go, and wings, to keep us in the air. There are seatbelts, which won't do you an awful lot of good if we fly into the side of a mountain.
Derek LandySo he has no head' 'Thats usually what headless means' 'No head at all?' 'Your really not getting the whole headless thing are you?' 'Its just kind of silly even for us.
Derek LandyTanith has a sword.' said Valkyrie. 'I want a stick.' 'I'll get you a stick for Christmas
Derek LandyBut I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.
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