I woke up, a bag of bones. Literally. They had gathered up my bones and put them in a bag and thrown the bag into a river.
Derek LandyYou're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie.
Derek LandyValkyrie, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but your friend is most likely dead.โ โOf course heโs dead. Heโs a skeleton.
Derek LandyItโs fairly standard. Also, Iโm fourteen. Also, your beardโs stupid.โ โIsnโt this fun?โ Skulduggery said brightly. โThe three of us getting along so well.
Derek LandyVengeous scowled. 'As you can see,' he said, 'you are vastly outnumbered.' I usually am.' Your situation has become quite untenable.' It usually does.' You are within moments of being swarmed by these filthy creatures of undeath and torn apart in a maelstrom of pain and fury.' Skulduggery paused. 'Okay, that's a new one on me.
Derek Landy