Have your cake and eat it... there's no other reason to have a cake

Liberating but hard to remember we're just bit-parts in the lives of people we know, who care very little for our secrets

A diner having a row with a waiter in a swanky restaurant chills the blood in a way that a quarrel over a pizza order elsewhere would never do. Compassion is rarely the custom of the privileged.

Have your cake and eat it... there's no other reason to have a cake

Dull magic is a collection of tricks: great magic should sting.

Seems the seance has become the most complained-about show. It received 700 complaints. I might add that the prospect of me blowing my head off on live TV last year attracted only twenty. Fair enough, I suppose.

We forget our health and comfort and notice a pinching shoe. Much of living well is detaching from our boring stories of pain and shifting focus