I was an only child, but I did have a hell of a lot of cousins.

The way the Army does things is sometimes a little strange.

American people have the ability to laugh at themselves. It is one of the things that makes this country the great country that it is.

My Latin temper blows up pretty fast, but it goes down just as fast. Maybe that's why you seldom hear of ulcers in Latin America.

Mother came to New York to keep house for me.

The success of I Love Lucy is something that happens only once in a lifetime, if you are fortunate enough to have it happen at all.

The Spanish and Cuban people have the same kind of wakes the Irish do. They go on for two or three days and drink a lot of booze and eat a lot of food.