The response of teenagers to their idols is relevant. As an audience, they enjoy themselves, not by screaming with laughter, but screaming with screams.

As long as the human race is able to concern itself with more than mere survival, soccer will have its place.

There are one hundred and ninety-three living species of monkeys and apes. One hundred and ninety-two of them are covered with hair. The exception is a naked ape self-named Homo sapiens. The zoologist now has to start making comparisons. Where else is nudity at a premium.

The city is not a concrete jungle, it is a human zoo.

I viewed my fellow man not as a fallen angel, but as a risen ape.

The age of a child is inversely correlated with the size of the animals it prefers.

Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female.