The age of a child is inversely correlated with the size of the animals it prefers.
As long as the human race is able to concern itself with more than mere survival, soccer will have its place.
No matter how old we become, we can still call them 'Holy Mother' and 'Father' and put a child-like trust in them.
The roots of our Soccer Tribe lie deep in our primeval past.
Artists like cats; soldiers like dogs.
This unusual and highly successful species spends a great deal of time examining his higher motives and an equal amount of time ignoring his fundamental ones.