Jeez banana! Shut your freaking gob!

Juno MacGuff: I don't know what kind of girl I am.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

Even though I am in this weird position of being a semi-recognizable screenwriter, which isn't that common, at the same time, I'm not an actress. I'm pretty isolated.

For me, stripping was an unusual kind of escape. I had nothing to escape but privilege, but I claimed asylum anyway. At twenty-four, it was my last chance to reject something and become nothing. I wanted to terrify myself. Mission accomplished.

I am a karaoke purist and I don't like that. I don't think it's enough for you to just be there with your friends singing. I think you need to be in front of a crowd of hostile strangers for it to truly count.

I write small and weird. Romcoms are not in my skill set.