The fashion industry isn't merely content to encase my meaty flanks in skintight denim. Oh, no! That denim also has to be white, a color that attracts ketchup, wine, garlic aioli, and any other foodstuffs I might otherwise be able to enjoy if I wasn't wearing ridiculously tight pants.
Diablo CodyI spent a lot of time staring at the clock in school, so I have that kind of personality.
Diablo CodyI don't have a terrible singing voice, but I also wouldn't call it 'good.' I can carry a tune.
Diablo Cody