Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

When you're in a competitive environment, always give out the impression that you don't care. It makes people want you more. If you act desperate, it's over. I think a passive attitude is helpful. It comes naturally because I'm lazy.

I normally ignore the History Channel.

I've been meaning to write about the Rolling Stones, but I am the furthest thing from a hipster rock journalist.

Juno MacGuff: I was out handling things way beyond my maturity level.

Unfortunately, I can't fault other writers and directors for how they choose to present themselves, but I just think people are very fearful of declaring themselves as feminists because it's just confused with being misandry. And if you get labeled a man-hater in this town, you're screwed. Men are still the gatekeepers.

In the past, I'll admit, I've enjoyed being compared to the protagonists in my screenplays.