Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

Juno: WOOOAH! ....Dreeeaaam BIG!

These days, the Rolling Stones still have an edge, but that fangs-out ferocity has mellowed considerably.

I have a lot of screenwriter friends and many of them have had an experience where they aren't even welcome on set during production.

I write small and weird. Romcoms are not in my skill set.

I really just love to open a blank document and spew, whereas with a screenplay I have to be more judicious.

The stuff I write isn't strictly autobiographical, but it's personal, if that makes any sense. It draws all these little incidents and people out of my life and then contorts them.