Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

I'm not an especially highbrow person, but I have always loved small, quirky, edgy movies.

The public's appetite for frothy, flippant blondes has waned, but Paris Hilton still fascinates me.

I hear that 5 o'clock whistle in my mind like Fred Flintstone and I have to stop. I'm also not much of a morning writer. I have a sweet spot from about 11am to 4pm. But I really work during that time.

My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci.

I actually have two children now, and sometimes I wonder if that's it. Because they do make writing and directing more complicated and more difficult, especially now that they're very young.

Everybody knows that I'm not a snob when it comes to pop culture, obviously. I love reality shows.