Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

I've always been a writer, I've always been a storyteller, but I never thought about screenwriting.

I spent a lot of time staring at the clock in school, so I have that kind of personality.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

The best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are.

A lot of people are concerned with staying physically young...I'm more interested in maintaining my curiosity.

The public's appetite for frothy, flippant blondes has waned, but Paris Hilton still fascinates me.