I normally ignore the History Channel.

The one thing I have found about Hollywood is it's a town full of people who believe in themselves, often to a degree where they're what you would call "delusional."

I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure.

I have never been an ambitious person, and my participation in this industry is a fluke, but only male writers can afford to be coy and self-deprecating.

In the past, I'll admit, I've enjoyed being compared to the protagonists in my screenplays.

I am actually able to do other things. I'm not just this writer.

Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events.