I always wanted to strip. I'm sort of one of those people who would walk past a strip club and while everybody else might give it a passing glance or cracks a joke, I'd be like pressing my face up against the window trying to see in. I was very curious always.

I can't write at night. For me, I'm programmed to believe that nighttime is for relaxation.

I didn't even know how to talk to people, I didn't know how to talk to the press. I was just a jester. And I still feel that way. But, I mean, what haven't I learned? Everything that I know is new information because I was starting with nothing.

I have a huge repertoire. I love karaoke.

I just want to be able to keep my house and pay for my son's school tuition in Los Angeles.

I actually have two children now, and sometimes I wonder if that's it. Because they do make writing and directing more complicated and more difficult, especially now that they're very young.

Honestly, this will never happen because she's so much classier than me, but I would love to work with Sofia Coppola.