I always wanted to strip. I'm sort of one of those people who would walk past a strip club and while everybody else might give it a passing glance or cracks a joke, I'd be like pressing my face up against the window trying to see in. I was very curious always.

Juno MacGuff: You can never have too many of your favorite one calorie breath mints.

Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

Judy Blume excels at describing how it feels to be invisible. So how poetic is it that Blume herself is suddenly everywhere?

You definitely meet a lot of extremely powerful, successful, wealthy people in Hollywood who are extremely miserable.

Jeez banana! Shut your freaking gob!

I do not quote my own movies. I think I would be pretty insufferable if I did.