I want Maggie Gyllenhaal. I don't know why. I don't think she necessarily looks like me or acts like me, I just think she's a cool actress and she could play me, so there you go.

The things that I write are autobiographical in a surreal sense, like when you have a dream and you go to the doctor's office, but then you turn around and it's actually your childhood home and the doctor has turned into Ryan Reynolds.

I write small and weird. Romcoms are not in my skill set.

Juno MacGuff: You can never have too many of your favorite one calorie breath mints.

Nah... I mean, I'm already pregnant, so what other kind of shenanigans could I get into?

I am a karaoke purist and I don't like that. I don't think it's enough for you to just be there with your friends singing. I think you need to be in front of a crowd of hostile strangers for it to truly count.

Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss