I write small and weird. Romcoms are not in my skill set.

I want Maggie Gyllenhaal. I don't know why. I don't think she necessarily looks like me or acts like me, I just think she's a cool actress and she could play me, so there you go.

Stripping toughened my hide, but exposing myself as a writer has been a lot more brutal.

I don't have a terrible singing voice, but I also wouldn't call it 'good.' I can carry a tune.

When I was a kid, I attended a small Catholic school in a south suburb of Chicago.

I myself identify as a recovering Blockhead. You'd be surprised how many twenty- and thirty-something hipster chicks have the NKOTB skeleton in their closet, albeit artfully concealed by stacks of Ksubi skinny jeans and ironic Judas Priest T-shirts.

People have always wanted to be recognized, and that's human nature. But people used to want to be recognized for their accomplishments, and now they simply want to be visible.