I write small and weird. Romcoms are not in my skill set.

Juno MacGuff: I was out handling things way beyond my maturity level.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

As a kid, I spent every summer bent over a stack of books, obsessively writing detailed reports on each one.

Juno: WOOOAH! ....Dreeeaaam BIG!

Gas Attendant: "Thata ain't no etch-a-sketch. Thats one doodle that can't be un-did home skillet.

Vodka Redbull: Upper meets downer in an effervescent hybrid of bubble gum and junkie piss