I'm glad that as a 33-year-old working mother, I can still choose to wear a Hello Kitty T-shirt or stay up late scrolling through the Twitter feed of my junior-high crush.

The Rolling Stones are so versatile, they're like the band version of that Infinite Dress they sell on QVC.

I usually try not to think about actors while writing, because the odds of those stars aligning and you getting those specific people are so rare.

Juno: WOOOAH! ....Dreeeaaam BIG!

I normally ignore the History Channel.

I absolutely relate to being alone in squalor, trying to come up with something adequate. I relate to that, and I've been known to crawl out of bed and drink out of a 2-liter bottle of Diet Coke.

Speaking of Twitter, I don't even know if I composed a blog entry in 2009, as I was too busy parceling my every thought into cute 140-character sound bites. I used to only worry about being pithy for a living; now some of my best lines are wasted on a free app!