I'm a pessimist by nature. I don't think things are ever going to work out, I'm not particularly ambitious.

I would never consent to a lame publicity stunt at a time when I already want to hide.

I do not quote my own movies. I think I would be pretty insufferable if I did.

I grew up in the Midwest; you don't know any screenwriters. It didn't seem like a realistic career possibility.

Ah, reality TV: where opportunists delight in exposing opportunism! It's kind of like the indie music scene.

I don't have a terrible singing voice, but I also wouldn't call it 'good.' I can carry a tune.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.