I can't write at night. For me, I'm programmed to believe that nighttime is for relaxation.

I think sometimes people really require the satisfaction of closure.

Here's my unsolicited advice to any aspiring screenwriters who might be reading this: Don’t ever agonize about the hordes of other writers who are ostensibly your competition. No one else is capable of doing what you do.

I hear that 5 o'clock whistle in my mind like Fred Flintstone and I have to stop. I'm also not much of a morning writer. I have a sweet spot from about 11am to 4pm. But I really work during that time.

I would never consent to a lame publicity stunt at a time when I already want to hide.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

I think I might be one of the only people in America, or at least the only person I know, who saw both 'The Dark Knight' and 'Mamma Mia!' on their shared opening weekend.