Gas Attendant: "Thata ain't no etch-a-sketch. Thats one doodle that can't be un-did home skillet.

I usually try not to think about actors while writing, because the odds of those stars aligning and you getting those specific people are so rare.

I had gone to the bookstore, and while I hadn't bought any books on how to write a screenplay, I'd bought a couple of scripts so I could see how the formatting works. I just needed to know how a Hollywood screenplay looked on the page, which was something I was totally unfamiliar with.

I've been told that I'm incompetent, socially retarded, maladjusted. I still know that I couldn't function in reality. Los Angeles is a good place for me.

I don't have a terrible singing voice, but I also wouldn't call it 'good.' I can carry a tune.

I spent a lot of time staring at the clock in school, so I have that kind of personality.

If this whole writing thing doesn't work out, I'll be getting right back on the pole.