Tabloid photos capture people at their most self-conscious and disoriented; in real life, Paris Hilton is like an elegant paper crane.

I've been meaning to write about the Rolling Stones, but I am the furthest thing from a hipster rock journalist.

Juno MacGuff: [yelling through the house] Dad? Mac MacGuff: What? Juno MacGuff: Either I just peed my pants or um... Mac MacGuff: *Or*...? Juno MacGuff: THUNDERCATS ARE GO!

Everybody knows that I'm not a snob when it comes to pop culture, obviously. I love reality shows.

Put your blog out into the world and hope that your talent will speak for itself.

There's probably no experience more alienating than fame, other than a terminal illness, where you actually find yourself in a situation that nobody around you can relate to.

I've always been a writer, I've always been a storyteller, but I never thought about screenwriting.