Nobody comes to Minnesota to take their clothes off, at least as far as I know.

A lot of people are concerned with staying physically young...I'm more interested in maintaining my curiosity.

Shoulda gone to China. They give away babies like free iPods. They put them in guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

Of course, the strippers also take pains not to appear too innocent, valorous, or bookishly inclined. (In direct opposition to the Swayze Mandate of 1987, everybody puts Baby in a goddamn corner.)

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

The primary job for women in Hollywood is still super-attractive actress. That is the most high-profile women's job in Hollywood.

I don't have a terrible singing voice, but I also wouldn't call it 'good.' I can carry a tune.