The fact is, when I wrote 'Juno' - and I think this is part of its charm and appeal - I didn't know how to write a movie. And I also had no idea it was going to get made!

I think when you take people who are damaged and you give them money and freedom, it can be a toxic cocktail.

I don't think coolness used to be such a commodity among adults. And now it is.

Above the stage was a glass-floored second stage, which allowed customers to look up and watch another girl dancing overhead. This multidimensional display of poontang reminded me of the 3-D chessboard on Star Trek, which in turn reminded me that I was a huge nerd.

I keep joking that I'm in Jason Reitman Film School, because I keep asking him questions every single day about directing and I have a list of things that he's told me to do and not do and I definitely couldn't learn from a better person.

Thanks a heap coyote ugly. This cactus-gram stings worse than your abandonment.

Juno: WOOOAH! ....Dreeeaaam BIG!