I feel like I'm part of a generation of people who are stuck in the past and are really self-absorbed. I mean, we're actually taking pictures of ourselves and posting them on Facebook, and keeping in touch with people that should have been out of our lives 15 years ago.

I've come to find more satisfaction and enjoyment in writing screenplays over the years because that's what I do primarily now.

Unfortunately I don't live by a Target now, so I just go to a regular Starbucks as opposed to a Starbucks nested inside a Target, which is my ideal situation. That works out for me. I like that white noise, those interruptions, and the people around me.

I've been meaning to write about the Rolling Stones, but I am the furthest thing from a hipster rock journalist.

He is the cheese to my macaroni.

To enjoy being famous, you need to have a screw loose.

You definitely meet a lot of extremely powerful, successful, wealthy people in Hollywood who are extremely miserable.