Howl’s voice was presently heard shouting weakly, “Help me, someone! I’m dying from neglect up here!
I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober.
I hope your bacon burns.
SAGE. A wise and Holy man who died a long time ago. No one modern qualifies.
Writing for adults, you have to keep reminding them of what is going on. The poor things have given up using their brains when they read. Children you only need to tell things to once.
Mother Very Easily Made Jam Sandwiches Under No Protest