You can only be a virgin once. There can only be one first time.

You really can't take a cat and turn it into a dog, or try and get lemons off an apple tree, or what have you.

I do feel that if it's not on the page, there's no hope of it getting to the stage. You really can't take a cat and turn it into a dog, or try and get lemons off an apple tree, or what have you. Sometimes there's this real naïveté that people possess, where they want you to infuse a scene with a certain quality, and it's like an apology. "I read the script, didn't you? What's the agenda here?"

My roles are in some way like children to me. You don't ever really want to scrape one off your shoe.

Americans are like Pac Man. We just eat our way through the day. There's always something going into the mouth.

Sometimes I think opposable thumbs were invented so teenage girls could use text messaging.

A grandparent will tell you, "Have fun!" and a parent will tell you, "Be safe, do a good job, make me proud." You know what I mean? I try to grandparent myself now, because it's important to have fun, it's important to impart the fun in things to other people.