I told the caterer I'd work for nothing if he'd teach me about catering. I lasted one week full-time. It was exhausting.

I like cream cheese in just about anything.

Catering is extremely demanding financially and physically. It's a business.

Writing is work and cooking is relaxing.

I wanted to be a literary writer, so I wrote story after story and sent them to 'The New Yorker.'

I'm always astonished to see how badly people can behave when they think no one is noticing.

After I outlined 'Catering to Nobody,' I went and worked for a caterer. And the other thing I had to do was to talk to the Jefferson County Sheriff's Department about how they investigated a crime.