Three groups spend other people's money: children, thieves, politicians. All three need supervision.

I deserved better than to be bullshitted by the vice president.

The unemployment numbers are down to the lowest in 25 years.... The principle credit goes to Janet Reno, who continued to appoint special prosecutors.

I would be looking up from a pool of blood and hearing my wife ask 'How do I reload this thing'.

I would hate to have gone through life as a beautiful woman because they all too often get discounted.

Virtually all bad ideas come from universities, bad ideas that only survive when insulated from reality.

The American Dream is not to own your own home, but to get your kids out of it.