Age ain't got nothing to do with how old you are.

I don't make culture. I sell it.

It's rare when an artist's talent can touch an entire generation of people. It's even rarer when that same influence affects several generations. Elvis made an imprint on the world of pop music unequaled by any other single performer.

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

The problem is when you try to impose today's standards on people living back then. It's the politically correct thing to do, but it was a different era, a different country then.

Jet lag is for amateurs.

Age ain't got nothing to do with how old you are.