Last year I had a stroke. It left me in bad shape. I had to teach myself how to walk and talk all over again. It was a long hard fight. My speech is not perfect but I'm getting there.

Age ain't got nothing to do with how old you are.

I don't set trends. I just find out what they are and exploit them.

The faultless formulas of television-the ones that last-are simple.

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

If you want to stay young-looking, pick your parents very carefully.

Success is finding something you love to do, getting paid to do it and finding someone to share it with.