Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

I'm a survivor in a business that constantly rejects you.

Last year I had a stroke. It left me in bad shape. I had to teach myself how to walk and talk all over again. It was a long hard fight. My speech is not perfect but I'm getting there.

It's rare when an artist's talent can touch an entire generation of people. It's even rarer when that same influence affects several generations. Elvis made an imprint on the world of pop music unequaled by any other single performer.

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

The problem is when you try to impose today's standards on people living back then. It's the politically correct thing to do, but it was a different era, a different country then.

Jet lag is for amateurs.