I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.

That's easy, to stand in a nightclub, where most of the people that come in, they came to see you.

Whenever the dollar is held supreme and capitalistic interests dominate, a higher value will always be placed upon property rights than upon human rights.

America is 5 percent of the world's population and consumes 96 percent of the world's hard drugs.

The funniest jokes you know aren't from comics but relatives, friends - from your life. That's the funniest stuff.

Baseball is very big with my people. It figures. It's the only way we can get to shake a bat at a white man without starting a riot.

Now here's what I'm saying: I've always believed that every other month we hear about compromisation of bank records, I think that's the CIA and the FBI. Now let me tell you why I'm saying this. I don't believe no insignificant pip-squeak is going to be able to pull this off month after month and we can't find out what's going on.