If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market.

Black folks tell their kids they have to be twice as good as a white person? Well, if I tell a child of mine that, or that they have to be careful - that this is what a cop would do if you do this - they think something is wrong with them. I tell them death is better.

Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living.

Audiences feel no hatred from me. Because I'm not bitter.

If you take 12 waters from the coconut - not the ones you buy in the store, although that's good - but the fresh coconuts, the little brown ones with the three eyes, if you take 12 of those within 24 hours, your blood will go back to the way it was when you were born.

Some kind of way, we have to say enough is enough.

A Klaner KKK is a cat who gets out of bed in the middle of the night and takes his sheet with him.