If it wasn't for Abe Lincoln, I'd still be on the open market.

I never learned hate at home, or shame. I had to go to school for that.

You got to die of something because if you die of nothing, they won't pay your insurance.

The jelly-bean eating thug says that national defense is important. But national defense starts at home.

I won't say I'm out of condition now - but I even puff going downstairs.

Love is very dangerous if you just have love and don't have the ability to be lovable.

One of the things I keep learning is that the secret of being happy is doing things for other people.