I went to Ethiopia, and it dawned on me that you can tell a starving, malnourished person because they've got a bloated belly and a bald head. And I realized that if you come through any American airport and see businessmen running through with bloated bellies and bald heads, that's malnutrition, too.

I wouldn't mind paying taxes... if I knew they were going to a friendly country

America has the mightiest military on the planet, and they didn't get there with entertainers.

Everything we do we should look at in terms of millions of people who can't afford it.

When you look at Hitler and those thugs, you can put Walmart right next to them.

And we love to dance, especially that new one called the Civil War Twist. The Northern part of you stands still while the Southern part tries to secede.

The world is fed by greed.