A friend of mine who works for naval intelligence said an aerial satellite revealed that 1.9 million attended the event in 1995. But if they would have had a rumble at the march the newspapers would have said that 75 million Afro-Americans were there.

Truth is the baby of the world. It never gets old.

Being white is a job in America. You take that away, you better get the soldiers out.

America is concerned more with the possibility of moon folks than the reality of hungry poor folks.

I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.

Black Americans are the only people in history who are for education instead of liberation. George Washington wasn't beating up on British for the right to open a college! The line isn't "Give me education or give me death."

The funniest jokes you know aren't from comics but relatives, friends - from your life. That's the funniest stuff.