I get little kids who recognize me from 'Mary Poppins,' and it just delights me because it's our third generation.

They did ask me to do 'Dancing With The Stars;' I said I can do one show, but on that show you have to come up with a new number every week, and I told them that I think I'm a little past that stage.

We used to get 27, 28 minutes to do a story in, and now they're lucky if they get 18 or 20 minutes. So I don't think they can really do a beginning, a middle, and an end anymore. There's an awful lot of one-line jokes; almost every line is a punchline. It's not the same, but there's still good comedy around.

Somebody asked what I wanted on my gravestone. I'm just going to put: 'Glad I Could Help.'

My brother and I laughed a lot as kids. We came up in the middle of the Depression, and neither one of us knew we were poor. We had nothing, but we didn't know it.

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.

Rob Petrie is who I really am - in personality and general ineffectiveness.