But once we got on the air, everybody except Morey Amsterdam pretty much stuck to the script.

My work is just a hobby. No, I wouldn't want to do it professionally. It's too hard. Deadlines are no fun. But I can sit and tweak all night and not worry about time.

I'm really in retirement. My career is over. I'm just playing now and having a great time. I like to keep busy, and I'm doing what's fun for me.

Everybody knows that I'm shorter, but it doesn't bother me at all.

Sing like nobody can hear you, dance like nobody can see you, and love like you've never been hurt.

I wrote a little autobiography about how luck has to do with everything. It's called "My Lucky Life In and Out of Show Business." A publisher came to me and said write a book so I did. I wanted to call it "Everybody Else Has Got a Book."

I don't play golf. I have more fun singing and dancing.