Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.

Moses probably danced a little, right? You don't part the Red Sea without having some moves.

I hear music and my feet just start moving.

I've had a lot of writers, in particular, who said they got into writing because of the 'Van Dyke Show.' They said it looked like fun.

I wrote a little autobiography about how luck has to do with everything. It's called "My Lucky Life In and Out of Show Business." A publisher came to me and said write a book so I did. I wanted to call it "Everybody Else Has Got a Book."

I found out retirement means playing golf, or I don't know what the hell it means. But to me, retirement means doing what you have fun doing.

But I wish they would make a musical of some kind. I miss musicals so much. You don't see them anymore.