We all know we're going to die. We're all circling the drain. Some of us are closer than others. I'm 90, I know I'm closer to the drain than most people.

The secret to keeping moving is keeping moving.

My kids are so much better parent than I was.

I do miss the rhythms of comedy. And I've never been able to perform very well without an audience. The sitcoms I've done had them. It was like doing a little play.

The most important thing for old guys is never start going down the stairs sideways.

I never made a good movie.

Rob Petrie is who I really am - in personality and general ineffectiveness.