[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding.
Dick Van DykeCarl Reiner particularly as a writer, a terrific writer. He's just turning out things.
Dick Van DykeAs wonderful as they were, my parents didn't teach me anything about self-discipline, concentration, patience, or focus. If I hadn't had a family myself, I probably never would've done anything. Marriage taught me responsibility.
Dick Van DykeI have also heard and read various accounts of why they [Sheldon Leonard and Carl Reiner] liked me. My favorites? I wasn't too good-looking, I walked a little funny, and I was basically kind of average and ordinary. I guess my lack of perfection turned out to be a winning hand. Let that be a lesson for future generations.
Dick Van Dyke