Do you know that I was the anchor on the 'CBS Morning Show?' And my newsman was Walter Cronkite.

There aren't many pratfalls in comedy anymore.

As wonderful as they were, my parents didn't teach me anything about self-discipline, concentration, patience, or focus. If I hadn't had a family myself, I probably never would've done anything. Marriage taught me responsibility.

Moses probably danced a little, right? You don't part the Red Sea without having some moves.

Everything's getting homogenized. It seems to me like music and behavior and everything else is getting homogenized.

My son Barry, of course, has been on from the beginning. And his son Shane is playing now a med student regularly on the show. And at one point or another, I've had all four of his kids on the show.

Longevity in my family's been pretty good. And my grandparents were pretty spry at their age, so I figured I'd probably stay skinny and fairly agile. I used to do old men all the time in sketches. And there used to be an organization called the Gray Panthers. And they would send me, oh, terrible letters about making fun of old people. And I would just always say, "I'm playing the old person I intend to become!"