You can spread jelly on the peanut butter but you can't spread peanut butter on the jelly.
Dick Van DykeI've got plenty of arthritis. But if you keep moving, it won't bother you that much. That's why old guys stiffen up. They forget they have to get out of their chairs and do something. You let the moss grow over, it's your own fault.
Dick Van DykeYoung people ask me for advice, and I tell them to do what I didn't do. Get some training. I took jobs that required talents I didn't have.
Dick Van DykeI went public with the alcoholism, very early on... the early '70s. Mercedes McCambridge, the actress, I think was the first recognizable person that went before Congress and talked about it, and I thought that was a good idea, to take some of the stigma away from it and say "Normal, average people can fall prey to it." So it's been public for me. I did a movie about an alcoholic. And today, you're nobody unless you've been to rehab. It seems like everybody has some kind of an addiction.
Dick Van Dyke